if I were a month, I would be: December
if I were a day of the week, I would be: Sunday
if I were a time of day, I would be: Dawn
if I were a planet, I would be: Mars
if I were a sea animal, I would be: Stingray
if I were a direction, I would be: South
if I were a piece of furniture, I would be: CD Rack
if I were a sin, I would be: Lust
if I were a historical figure, I would be: The Lady who invented Godiva Chocolate
if I were a liquid, I would be: Mercury
if I were a stone, I would be: Ruby
if I were a tree, I would be: Christmas Tree
if I were a bird, I would be: Raven or Blue Jay
if I were a tool, I would be: A very large Screw Driver...hee...hee...
if I were a flower/plant, I would be: Stargazer Lilly
if I were a kind of weather, I would be: Blizzard
if I were a mythical creature, I would be: Vampire
if I were a musical instrument, I would be: Crash Cymbal
if I were an animal, I would be: Bat
if I were a color, I would be: Blue Glitter
if I were a sound, I would be: Crash
if I were an element, I would be: Fire
if I were a car, I would be: 69 Camaro or a Masarati
if I were a song, I would be: Lust for Life
if I were a movie, I would be directed by: Tarintino
if I were a book, I would be written by: Me
if I were a food, I would be: Nutella
if I were a place, I would be: New Orleans
if I were a taste, I would be: Bitter Sweet
if I were a scent, I would be: Gunpowder/Green Tea...it smells like Pirates...but good smelling Pirates
if I were a word, I would be: Strength
if I were a body part, I would be: Heart
if I were a facial expression, I would be: Laugh
if I were a subject in school: Sex Ed
if I were a cartoon character, I would be: Ruik from Death Note
if I were a shape, I would be: Trapazoid
if I were a number, I would be: 88
Anzi Destruction
if I were a month, I would be: August
if I were a day of the week, I would be: Monday
if I were a time of day, I would be: 5am
if I were a planet, I would be: Mars
if I were a sea animal, I would be: Rabbit
if I were a direction, I would be: South
if I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Lamp
if I were a sin, I would be: Pride
if I were a historical figure, I would be: God
if I were a liquid, I would be: Quicksilver
if I were a stone, I would be: Sand
if I were a tree, I would be: Tree in flames
if I were a bird, I would be: Hawk
if I were a tool, I would be: Blackbird
if I were a flower/plant, I would be: Rose
if I were a kind of weather, I would be: Lightning
if I were a mythical creature, I would be: Elf
if I were a musical instrument, I would be: Snare Drum
if I were an animal, I would be: Dog
if I were a color, I would be: Wine red
if I were a sound, I would be: Scream
if I were an element, I would be: Fire
if I were a song, I would be: Any of Stereo Junks! songs
if I were a movie, I would be directed by: Me
if I were a book, I would be written by: You
if I were a food, I would be: Chili
if I were a taste, I would be: Salt
if I were a scent, I would be: Rose
if I were a body part, I would be: Ass
if I were a facial expression, I would be: Yell
if I were a subject in school: Psychology
if I were a cartoon character, I would be: Goofy
if I were a shape, I would be: angular
if I were a number, I would be: 1 and 3
Mortiis
photo by Give them Horns
if I were a month, I would be: October
if I were a day of the week, I would be: Monday
if I were a time of day, I would be: Afternoon
if I were a planet, I would be: Uranus
if I were a sea animal, I would be: Blowfish
if I were a direction, I would be: South
if I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A Chesterfield (I´m not a Godamn bum)
if I were a sin, I would be: Lust
if I were a historical figure, I would be: Rasputin
if I were a liquid, I would be: Sperm
if I were a stone, I would be: Kidney Stone
if I were a tree, I would be: Old grumpy Oak
if I were a bird, I would be: Dodo
if I were a tool, I would be: Hammer
if I were a flower/plant, I would be: Cactus
if I were a kind of weather, I would be: Light Drizzle
if I were a mythical creature, I would be: Vampire LORD
if I were a musical instrument, I would be: a distortion pedal to fuck with the other instruments
if I were an animal, I would be: Eagle
if I were a color, I would be: Black
if I were a sound, I would be: Wind between the cheeks
if I were an element, I would be: Lukewarm water
if I were a car, I would be: Volkswagen ´43 Model.
if I were a song, I would be: Doppelganger (ops, I wrote that one)
if I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quay Brothers
if i were a book, I would be written by: Hunter Thompson or George Orwell
if I were a food, I would be: Rancid
if I were a place, I would be: Beirut
if I were a taste, I would be: Spicy
if I were a scent, I would be: Rank
if I were a word, I would be: Inquisitional
if I were a body part, I would be: Skull
if I were a facial expression, I would be: Soft annoyance
if I were a subject in school: History
if I were a cartoon character, I would be: daffy duck
if I were a shape, I would be: Mobius strip
if I were a number, I would be: 0
and last but not least...
Mama Trash
if I were a month, I would be: November
if I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
if I were a time of day, I would be: Dusk
if I were a planet, I would be: Saturn
if I were a sea animal, I would be: Dolphin
if I were a direction, I would be: North
if I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Leopard Chaise Lounge
if I were a sin, I would be: Lust
if I were a historical figure, I would be: Lady Godiva
if I were a liquid, I would be: Absinthe
if I were a stone, I would be: Tanzanite
if I were a tree, I would be: Cherry Tree
if I were a bird, I would be: Penguin
if I were a tool, I would be: Wrench
if I were a flower/plant, I would be: Carnation
if I were a kind of weather, I would be: Blizzard
if I were a mythical creature, I would be: Vampire
if I were a musical instrument, I would be: Bass Guitar
if I were an animal, I would be: Cat
if I were a color, I would be: Purple
if I were a sound, I would be: Wind in trees
if I were an element, I would be: Fire
if I were a car, I would be: Lincoln MKS
if I were a song, I would be: Marilyn Manson's Coma White
if I were a movie, I would be directed by: Frances Ford Coppola
if i were a book, I would be written by: Stephenie Meyer
if I were a food, I would be: Chocolate Mousse
if I were a place, I would be: New York City
if I were a taste, I would be: Sour
if I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla
if I were a word, I would be: Enigma
if I were a body part, I would be: Abs
if I were a facial expression, I would be: Soft smile
if I were a subject in school: Geography
if I were a cartoon character, I would be: Chilly Willy
if I were a shape, I would be: Obtuse triangle
if I were a number, I would be: 69